The science of organizing joke-related goals and objectives effectively and efficiently. The science in and of itself has many sub-disciplines; however, only certified Joke Chairs or a highly-ranked Joke Lord is adept in all forms of Joke Management.
After completing high school, both Kyle and Robert were nationally-ranked Joke Chairs, making them the youngest individuals to receive PhDs in Joke Management.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010
Get the Joke Management mug.Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
by riskebsns September 16, 2010
Get the facebook manager mug.Thought management is consciously realizing and choosing your thoughts.
Unconscious thought Boo hoo, I have no control over my mind.
Thought Yes, you have them.
Mediation Your really good at letting thought fall into the background.
Disagreements Your thoughts don't match my thoughts and you need to change my thoughts(cause i can't) so I can agree with you.
Victimism I consistently have no thought management what-so-ever but everyone else does they control my life, my pain and sorrow.
Unconscious thought Boo hoo, I have no control over my mind.
Thought Yes, you have them.
Mediation Your really good at letting thought fall into the background.
Disagreements Your thoughts don't match my thoughts and you need to change my thoughts(cause i can't) so I can agree with you.
Victimism I consistently have no thought management what-so-ever but everyone else does they control my life, my pain and sorrow.
Okay, so your pushing some coke. On the one hand you are giving people drugs that are potentially very damaging to their lives, loved one's and subconscious. You could choose to think that you are a horrible person and are a bottom of the barrel criminal. OR. You could choose that you are providing a service and people would get their drugs somewhere else and you provide a high quality. Choosing thoughts is thought management.
by Though Queen. September 30, 2010
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Well known as the only right way to install and manage your software, though good luck ever getting a consensus on which package format is the best.
Well known as the only right way to install and manage your software, though good luck ever getting a consensus on which package format is the best.
User 1: I fucking hate these Flash updates.
User 2: Huh, that's funny. I've never had any problems with it, my package manager always handles it without complaining. Which OS are you on again?
User 1: Windows, I think?
User 2: Oh. Haha, yep, you're boned.
User 2: Huh, that's funny. I've never had any problems with it, my package manager always handles it without complaining. Which OS are you on again?
User 1: Windows, I think?
User 2: Oh. Haha, yep, you're boned.
by Rainfly_X May 7, 2013
Get the package manager mug.A manager who gets orders from his boss, then just turns around and echoes it to his employees. Echo managers don't really do anything unless it was told to them by their superiors.
"He is such an echo manager, all he does is repeat things that Steve said. He really has no brain at all."
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