holy mackeral

holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood

"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"

by elgemstar April 23, 2007

mackem

right lets get this straight, because not all north easterners are geordies...

newcastle, geordie... "alreet meert am off doon tha pub leek"

sunderland, mackem... "that grin grursahs the evulist blurk in ahllah sundahlund, what with his shap by tha curst in rurkah n ahl tha"

middlesboro/hartlepool, smoggie... "arite mate, lark mah perple shert? ive had it for therty yers"

darlington, darloid... "eyah meerte, cun lenz twenny pey could yer?"

there you go.

darlington is 50 miles from newcastle, 40 from sunderland and 20 from middlesborough. WE ARE NOT ALL GEORDIES!

by southerner in the north January 13, 2005

machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004

Macet

The Bahasa word for 'Traffic Jam' used in the most congested city on earth, Jakarta (Indonesia).

Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.

A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.

Dood are you coming over?

I can't at this time fam, MACET !

by M1STAH July 23, 2011

Mackenzie

A Mackenzie is a sexy person who gets all the pussy and chats up dem slags and has a massive dick and also a massive debt

Oi he reminds me of Mackenzie

by Chav_Nonce February 6, 2018

J Macked

When you get absolutely fucked over by someone's incredible amount of luck.

Person 1: how did I lose I had 3 aces after the flop!?

Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!

Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!

by DouganPH October 6, 2016

mackenzie

An amazing girl with a fat ass and big boobs, she has amazing hazel eyes and when you look into them you feels if you're looking at the most beautiful art piece. She also has high cheekbones and soft brown hair. All of the boys want her. When you see her walking down the street you feel compelled to call out to her, but this most likely won't work out in your favor because she only dates angels...

Damn... Mackenzie... Wow...

by notafuckboi April 20, 2015