Festina lente

Latin proverb that means: Hurry slowly

1. I heard about festina lente, but you are taking it too far... you sorry excuse for a man...
2. By all means festina lente, it's not like we've got a plane to catch
3. It's better to festina lente rather than getting caught in a mess...

by Uber Sapien May 1, 2006

lentle

jewish beans

may i have some lentle with my yarmulke

by Dylan February 25, 2004

leitrim

smallest county in Ireland - exclusively filled with mentally unstable culchies who have yet to emerge from the dark ages back of beyondsshithole are apt words to describe this place that modern civilisation has bypassed. Leitrim was the last county in ireland to get electricity back in 2002.

1. That mad one, pissed off her head, shure what do you expect she's from Leitrim!
2. Fuck off back to Leitrim ya bleedin' culchie
3. Leitrim? Where the fuck is that?

by choirboy June 23, 2005

lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.

by Jake February 27, 2004

OSURAL LEINAD

Latin for 'The Devil is my sanctuary'

phill is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary

by The pope April 30, 2004

Lent

A common typo for rent.

“Yo eddy, what would you give up for lent? Mines $600 a month and I’d give up just about anything”

What will you be giving up for lent?

by Wolf5112 February 13, 2018

Jordan Leinenbach

An extremely awesome human being. He is known to destroy all living things and make thousands of people bow in his majesty. He is also known as amazing.

Jordan Leinenbach has a huge penis!

by Annihilation July 30, 2008