36 definitions by The pope

honky-G

A white boy or man, usually with blonde hair and blue eyes, who dresses in traditional gangsta garb popularised by rap videos. Often seen strutting around with an exagerated gangster swagger, with one pant leg rolled up, and a hat to the side. Often seen in high-schools. Sometimes sport really bad tattoos.

See also wannabe, wigger.

Melvin used to be cool, but now he's a honky-G, calling his girlfriend his "bitch", selling Soma and walking all ridiculous, like he was in a Trick Daddy video.

by The pope June 11, 2004

scotty

the most sound a person can be

dude, you're so scotty

by The pope March 25, 2003

bandy

thumb

thick as FUCK

by The pope March 25, 2003

g

a gram of stuff

i just smoked a whole g in one fattie

by The pope April 10, 2003

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by The pope March 17, 2005

J.K Rowling

i like cheese

mememememmeeme

by The pope October 19, 2003

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by The pope June 11, 2004