defra lard pole 

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

defra lard pole by Tresspass July 25, 2006

Avant Lard 

A reference to formerly junky "Comfort Food" diner concoctions, now up-graded and regarded as haute cuisine among the Hipster Elite.

"Did you try the grain-fed veal baloney and Icelandic goat cheese 'n' macaroni at The Greez And Spoon? It's SO Avant Lard..."

Avant Lard by longrider700 January 9, 2015

Tina! You fat lard! 

Tina is an iconic name. You call someone or something this when it doesn't eat their tater tots, casserole, and ham.

" Tina! You fat lard! Come get some dinner!

Tina! You fat lard! by Drake S March 16, 2020

Fat Lard 

Someone who is fat & just sits on the couch like a fat lard.

Ewww, look at that fat bitch, Michelle
. She's such a fat lard, always laying there & eating.

Fat Lard by Shortyyy3054 November 2, 2014

my lard ah mercy

Newfoundland slang for "My Lord have mercy" or "Lord have mercy"

Ah is pronounced "awe".

There's a fire down the street!
Oh my lard ah mercy call 911!

my lard ah mercy by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

Tub of lard 

Usually describing a fat person. An insult.

"That guy over there eats so many cheeseburgers he looks like a fat tub of lard"

Tub of lard by Dannyjohn February 27, 2017

Leaf Lard 

Descriptive term for salad dressing.

Hey Kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this Ranch crap?

Leaf Lard by Chris Buckman April 1, 2008