Tina! You fat lard!

Tina is an iconic name. You call someone or something this when it doesn't eat their tater tots, casserole, and ham.

" Tina! You fat lard! Come get some dinner!

by Drake S March 16, 2020

my lard ah mercy

Newfoundland slang for "My Lord have mercy" or "Lord have mercy"

Ah is pronounced "awe".

There's a fire down the street!
Oh my lard ah mercy call 911!

by The Gewfie Newfie January 19, 2011

Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

by Twinkiezrule June 12, 2011

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 06, 2017

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 07, 2021