Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.

We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.

by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011

extreme logging

When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.

Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful

I was on the toilet for several hours engaging in extreme logging

by frankthetank1984 July 12, 2010

leggings

Annoying tight article of clothing worn on the legs that are very annoying when trying to have sex with a girl. Although the clothing expands and is "stretchy," the leggings are very difficult to take off and very difficult to put on when you are trying to hurry things along.

I tried to have sex with her but by the time she got her leggings off I already had to leave.

by Julio A January 16, 2008

Logging Road

A Reverse Treasure Trail, Leading down a guys back to his hairy butt crack

Brad is a hairy dude, and hes got a mean logging road going on...

by tdot44 June 23, 2010

Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by SeanyB September 26, 2010

Peg-Legging

When a woman with a prosthetic leg removes it and puts it in a man's ass for sexual pleasure.

I'm gonna ask that girl with the eye patch her opinion on Peg-Legging.

by IntegerZ September 18, 2020

logging

when some one does a huge shit, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

mostly used in Russia

by protien puller June 5, 2003