Kryptonite Cave

A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.

I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!

by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011

krystan

embodies ugliness, stupidity however has the hilarious ignorance to believe he is smart. He is also racist and extremely immature. Has really fucked up eyes, a huge Eddie Murphy nose, and an uncircumzised gross tiny clitoris

did you see that freak of nature krystan on the bus, ewww!! its like shrek mated with a brown yeti and pooped out a baby monster

by grosssss April 10, 2010

pink kryptonite

That soft pink treat between a females legs

person 1: What's up bro?
Person 2: Man I'm feeling weak.
person 1: What happened?
person 2: Dog, my girl hit me with that pink kryptonite last night and knocked my ass out.

by john kuykendall February 29, 2008

Kreptune

The semi-evil younger brother of Neptune, Lord of the Sea. He is much less well known in ancient folklore, but is known to have spoken with a pronounced lisp. While the symbol of Neptune is the three pronged trident, Kreptune was bestowed with the lesser two pronged bident, a smaller version of which is now used to skewer olives for cocktails and the like. Kreptune is the nerd of Roman Mythology, never quite keeping up with the rest socially.

Bob: Who is your favorite Roman God?
Berta: Kreptune all the way. He has the bident.

by ljrosse August 30, 2010

Gym Kryptonite

The extremely hot and ample chested females in a gym that wear pink tops and do squats, behind the neck pulldowns, military shoulder press, butterflies, etc. and cause men to not work out. If she is on the machine near the water fountain, then all the men will go home well-hydrated to their fat ugly wives. Frequently they will have a boyfriend with them with biceps larger than your thighs.

-Hey man, how did your workout go?
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.

by Kozar May 5, 2005

kriptik

gollum

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

Krystyna

Krystyna is grim and dark, and somewhat a demon child. She will always try to reject the fact that she is a beautiful, fun and amazing person- but SHE IS. If you befriend a Krystyna, don't let her go, you'll regret it!

Krystyna puts children in the oven, but she's still awesome!

by Eieivufjwhciwso January 30, 2020