Kiteing

Short for high as a kite. That’s new right? Yup, that’s so fetch.

How ya feeling Katie? I’m good, I’m kiteing.

by KOC16 December 4, 2021

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flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.

Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???

by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020

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Dare Kites

a gross rapist that prays on his young victims.

Dare Kites is a Rapist

by kites April 4, 2020

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Kensington kite

A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.

“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”

Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”

by Yung Puck March 8, 2020

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