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keyhole surgery

While this sounds like a slang term, it has nothing to do with other previously provided definitions for keyhole. It is a medical euphemism for laproscopic surgery done through a very small incision.
The doctor recommended keyhole surgery as it would leave only a very small scar.
by Paule Poisson May 4, 2006
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Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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keith nap

The act of taking a nap at or after midnight. The napper will generally intend to wake up at some point to continue hanging out with the 'burning the midnight oil' friends, but the subject will usually fail and sleep until far later in the day.
-Is 'tony meeting us at waffle house?
-Nah man I think he took a keith nap.
by ScootrNova September 12, 2009
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keith habersberger

1/4 of Buzzfeed's TryGuys. He loves fried chicken, but is willing to give it up for his lovely fiancée Becky. He's both the friendliest and tallest Try Guy. Can't handle spicy food and is the friendliest monster at Knott's Scary Farm. Actually male!Sailor Jupiter. All friend groups need a friend like Keith.
Person #1: Whoa that guy has a huge mouth and is eating a ton of fried chicken!

Person #2: Yeah he's a real Keith Habersberger.
by laurathestara July 6, 2017
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pico x keith

a gay ship 14 yr old girls ship and then say So Wholesome UWU and then give you the middle finger for not respecting it
HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OFF PICO X KEITH

yeah that ship that every girl ships cuz they always say UWU in it
by Louie_thecutestpug May 24, 2021
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Keith

An intelligent, tall, handsome, witty, thoughtful, sweet, strong, respectable, kind, patient, imaginative, ingenious, logical, motivated, balanced, responsible, helpful, open-minded, utterly kissable, well-travelled man with a great ass.

See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
Friend #1: She's always talking about him.
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!
by adribatch February 9, 2010
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toby keith

hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.
by yo_daddy March 23, 2005
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