mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso April 30, 2024

kettle cork

An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks

“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK”
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”

by kettlepot December 2, 2018

kettled

angry

Why’s he kettled at me?

Why’s he angry at me?

I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

by Greenbeanz February 9, 2019

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018