An absolutely terrible pop musician. Writes droll and meaningless songs and cannot sing.
Also ate shit at MTV's VMAs after slipping on a cake she had used as a stage prop.
Also ate shit at MTV's VMAs after slipping on a cake she had used as a stage prop.
by imapiratearg March 1, 2009
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Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.
Person 1: Lol, yeah.
Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.
Person 1: Lol, yeah.
by oh that dog o mine January 7, 2011
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2. A high-performance range of motorbikes made by Suzuki in the 1980s
3. An entirely different and unspeakably ugly range of motorbikes sold to gullible yanks since 1988 as Katanas, but known to the Free World as "Teapots" due to their bulbous appearance
2. A high-performance range of motorbikes made by Suzuki in the 1980s
3. An entirely different and unspeakably ugly range of motorbikes sold to gullible yanks since 1988 as Katanas, but known to the Free World as "Teapots" due to their bulbous appearance
1. Taguchi-san scratched his nose with the tip of his Katana and farted loudly, incurring the wrath of the Emperor.
2. In 1982, the fastest production bike in the world was the Suzuki GSX1100SZ Katana.
3. Seppo: "Hey man, I got me a 98 Katana 600... it's awesome."
Non-seppo: "No, what you have is a Teapot. It is less exciting than Bing Crosby and uglier than Mo Mowlam."
2. In 1982, the fastest production bike in the world was the Suzuki GSX1100SZ Katana.
3. Seppo: "Hey man, I got me a 98 Katana 600... it's awesome."
Non-seppo: "No, what you have is a Teapot. It is less exciting than Bing Crosby and uglier than Mo Mowlam."
by Antiseptic December 24, 2003
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Mary: "O.M.G., what the hell is Jamie wearing? She looks like a slut, yet ten times crazier!"
Dustin: "That is one sweet get-up. Now that's what i call doing the Katy perry! I'm gonna go over to her, catch ya later Mary."
Mary: "Wait Dustin! I thought we were here together, as a couple!"
Dustin: "We were, but you're not the one with bedazzled pasties are you?"
Mary: "WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IN A GIRL?
Dustin: "Bye Mary.
Hey Jamie, love the outfit..."
Dustin: "That is one sweet get-up. Now that's what i call doing the Katy perry! I'm gonna go over to her, catch ya later Mary."
Mary: "Wait Dustin! I thought we were here together, as a couple!"
Dustin: "We were, but you're not the one with bedazzled pasties are you?"
Mary: "WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IN A GIRL?
Dustin: "Bye Mary.
Hey Jamie, love the outfit..."
by degrassigrl98 August 1, 2010
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When I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," I figured she was a life-long dedicated smoker. After seeing her live on TV at New Years 2009, she just turned out to be a shitty singer with terrible lyrics who used studio editing to make her records sell and not sound off-key. She was pretty hot, but then I noticed this giant bra strap showing from beneath her thin shirt, connoting fake tits were afoot, and by circumstantial evidence, it is possible that she throws up to stay skinny.
by lee wolfgang October 25, 2009
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one of my favorite lyricists.
esp. the song "lemon".
she can play guitar so i say loose one guitar player in her band.
NOT AVRIL!!! ugh i hate when people compare...atleast not avril...theyre on a different level(katy is on top)!!
one of my favorite lyricists.
esp. the song "lemon".
she can play guitar so i say loose one guitar player in her band.
NOT AVRIL!!! ugh i hate when people compare...atleast not avril...theyre on a different level(katy is on top)!!
by xCHRISx December 5, 2004
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