kakies 

Old-skool basketbal shoes. All stars, Converse, Chuck Taylors..

Game - In Killa Cali we don't rock Timbo's. Converse, All stars, Kakies, Chuck Taylors..what's the word.

kakies by Chuck Taylor August 2, 2005

Kaiser Soze 

a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.

"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"

Kaiser Soze by dirtystan August 8, 2006

Kaiser 

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

Kaiser by One two November 8, 2016

kaiser permanente 

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

kaiser permanente by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

Kalie 

Kalie is a kick ass ginger with a lot of friends, has beautiful eyes , short and really weird at times,Kalie's are adorable ! They usually belong with tall guys with brown or ginger hair preferably guys named Keith. Kalie's have no butts , but big boobs.

Person 1:do you see that cute girl with Keith?
Person 2:Her names probably Kalie.

Kalie by I'maloser August 30, 2013

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

kaisered by Pater August 13, 2003

Kaiser 

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

Kaiser by rotohomo March 17, 2009