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Ka Bitch

To strike (with a limb or errant object) a living being with such force they become your bitch. A Ka Bitch must be undisputed and decisive and is usually accompanied by a cry of "KA-BIITCH!!!" Once one is Ka Bitch'd he or she must return the favor in order to undo their status, though usually one who is Ka Bitch'd they will be so confuckulated they won't have the ability or the memory to do so.
Tim: Why's that guy winding up a swing toward that old man's head with a life-sized Budda statue?

Man: "KA-BIIITCH!!!"

Tim: Good Goddamn! He just got Ka Bitch'd! That's old ass man's head is FUCKED!!!
by That Being Over There October 16, 2008
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N-KA!

1. A word which can be used in the expression of shock and embarrassment after a mortifying experience such as getting thadded or being mistaken for a hooker.

2. This applies only to the queens of bull dykes, people with the plumber's ass, and the netherworld.
Lisa: "Hey, what's up?"
Nicka: "Um, last night I got laid ..."
Lisa: "Oh?"
Nicka: "By my own father. I WAS DRUNK OKAY?!"
Lisa: "OH NO YOU DIDNT!!"
Nicka: "I did. N-KA!"
by AJ R. Craig April 15, 2009
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Ka-Pow

Used when describing an extremely sexually attractive woman.
Often accompanied by the "hit-it" hand signal.

Also has many derivitives or shortened versions used to express more than just a hot lookin' fanny. Such as: Pow, Powzer, Powpowpow, ect.
"I saw your sister yesterday, KA-FUCKING-POWZER!!!" :fist fist fist:
by Yellowbeard R!!!! October 24, 2004
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Ka pWn

The sound of a gay man reaching an orgasm while taking his Man Friend from behind.
Fred: Two gay guys live upstairs from me and all I hear all night is "Ka pWn bitch".
by Iz Dr Mario zI July 23, 2006
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ka noobed

to be immediately declared a noob because of an major faux paus
Nick: i rolled a two...
DM: the lizard eats you
Me: KA NOOBED!
by J.I.M.S.Y September 4, 2006
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Ka Szeto

The person in your class who does nothing, Ka Szeto loves to turn in works late and he always gets away with it, a person who also loves to flex
Ka Szeto is lazy and annoying
by asskicker69696969 November 15, 2021
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Ka-Plop

Ka-Plop is the equivalent of manslaughter suicide. It is when the suicide is unintentional, like an overdoes when an addict is clearly warned that is too much but insists they know what they are doing and the thought they might overdose is dismissed out of hand, only to find they did indeed overdose. Or when a lame-brained idiot thinks they'll walk along the edge of the 50th floor of a high-rise apartment building, never considering the fact the winds are strong and they could easily be blown off the roof, and guess what? That's exactly what happened. (Though that can also be classed under Ka-Splat!)
Ka-Plop. When Phillip and other members of the alien investigation team came across the very menacing looking alien, the other members all groaned "You ka-plopping idiot" when Phillip poked the many-fanged alien in the eye. "For love of Ka-Plop" was uttered by the recovery team when they found the shredded remains of the investigation team. The irony of the conclusive results of the investigation did not escape the recovery team.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
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