johnmark(nct)

one of the most amazing ships in the kpop group nct. this ship is between the 2 members johnny and mark. they have one of the most amazing relationships ive seen. you should try shipping them together. if you dont like it then its oka just give it a try!

person1: hey do you ship johnmark(nct)?!?!
person2: omg yesss! i love their chemistry they are so cute together!

by dandy_boy April 12, 2021

Johari

Johari is a sweet brown skinned black girl with dull brown eyes and a sweet loving heart

Your so sweet Ur name should’ve been johari

by Shamaforshama April 12, 2021

johari jitsu

The use of self-promotional information volunteered by someone who lacks self-awareness to draw unfavorable conclusions about them.

We asked a job candidate to tell us something funny he saw at work, and he told us about a prank he pulled that must have been absolutely humiliating to one of his coworkers. It didn't take much johari jitsu to realize this sociopath would be a bad fit.

by enjoy_the_chaos July 28, 2011

Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

Johnmark

A fuckboy that just trys to get his dick wet and uses girls for sex

That boys a johnmark don't date him

by Johnmark lasean July 23, 2016

johary

A weaboo who binge watches Dragon Ball Z every hour of the day and masturbates to anime titties. Praises Japanese people like gods and never leaves their homes. They also believe that anything done in an anime can be done in real life.

Johary has never gone to school, but learns how to survive from watching animes.

by BNR SILLY June 8, 2018

johncracking

Verb

To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.

Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.

(David) Oh Man I was so johncracking last night i even looked up Twilight!
(Bobe) Woah man thats pretty JC

by Mister Pineapple October 17, 2008