Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.

1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.

by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024

Israeled

The ability to achieve amazing results given very difficult conditions.

Bill israeled the ski race course even though it was very windy.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.

"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"

by Sdag327 December 28, 2023

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024

Israeled

When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!

I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.

by derw00d January 26, 2024

Israel is not stolen

People say Israel is stolen because they hate the Jews owning land, literally Israel existed before Palestine, before Islam was a real religion, the Islamic regime stole Israel from the Jews, after the Jews were exiled by the Romans, Palestine is not mentioned once in the Koran but Israel is (But for Jews, not Muslims), and they should realize Palestinian is not an ethnicity, it never was, it's a nationality the actual land belonged to the Jews, since 3000 years ago, Judaism and Christianity formed there this is the truth the leftist media wants to hide.

For more information look up Conservapedia, and search for Israel and Palestine.

Free Palestine From Islam (the territory) (Make it part of Israel)

Israel is not stolen when people say GRRR I HATE I ISRAEL THEY STOLE IT FROM THE MUSLIMS!!!!

You should know Israel came way before Palestine, It is not mentioned in the Koran once, the Muslims just stole it from the Jews by invading it, they have no claim to the land.

by Death To Islam October 23, 2024