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Israeled

The process of taking back what's yours since its creation
Jews Israeled Israel.
by AIZAIZ January 8, 2024
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israeled

When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.
Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got israeled hard!
by I got israeled November 21, 2023
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Israel

A country in the middle east created for the purpose of providing the Jews with self-determination in 1948.
It's really that simple.
Israel exists.
by person@person April 28, 2025
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Anti-Israel

Someone who is anti-Semitic and wants to kill you if you are Jewish. Could not be a less helpful person in society and is always making false claims.
You're a burden to society? Oh, you must be anti-Israel.
by Schanzer December 27, 2023
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Israel

Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Palestinian jews were not kicked out or wiped out; they did not leave their land, they simply converted to islam and their descendants are still in Palestine. When the area was under islamic rule, Palestinian jews and christians were told if they converted to islam they would pay less tax; so the majority became moslems. Semitic jews from the area now known as Israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine, adopted Arab culture and became known as 'Arabs'.

As you can see, only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel June 5, 2025
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israeled

Israeled is defined as thanklessly saving lives.
Yahya Sinwar was Israeled when they successfully operated his brain tumor.

Turkey was Israeled in 2011 and 1999 when more than 430 search and rescue teams set up a field hospital after the earthquakes and delivered more than 15 cargo planes with hundreds of tons of humanitarian aid.

18-year-old Gazan, Shahad, was Israeled Sept 2023 when she got the same pacemaker as Netanyahu for free through the Save A Child's Heart Foundation.
by genius-minded January 5, 2024
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Israeling

Casting aspersions on Israel based on limited knowledge gained by drawing incorrect assumptions from unverified social media posts, biased news organizations, opinions from a friend of a friend who says they know a lot about the Palestinian struggle but fails to mention Hamas is a ruling active government being run by terrorists, and not realizing (or realizing) they are perpetuating anti-Semitic tropes used by Neo-Nazis, white supremacists and good ol’ fashion racists.
Johnny was Israeling about the Hamas Israel war with his friends and feeling smug since he was thousands of miles away from the conflict and didn’t have to deal with his family/friends being murdered by terrorists in their homes
by Itbtrue January 23, 2024
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