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Iranian Mudpuddle

Its common meaning is the sexual act of immersing your partener's face in your own pile of feces, but with a twist! You then proceed to sit on your partener's face until they suffocate and die, making this the most extreme sexual act known to man.
Did you hear about that guy who died by an Iranian Mudpuddle?
by jewy mcjewjewjewjew February 9, 2009
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Iranians

Pronounced as: ee-rahn-nee-ahns

Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).

Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.

In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
John 1: Hey John 2 did you see Noor's mom's car!

John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.

John 1: You mean Arabic.

John 2: No, Iranian.

John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING

John 2: NO DUMBASS
by solid_teflon May 23, 2018
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iraqi press conference

When someone throws a shoe at you
I was so pissed at James, that I performed an Iraqi press conference and knocked him the fuck out
by Burn813 November 21, 2013
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iranian dump truck

When a man lays on top of the women while the women is laying on her back and the women's feet are on the mans hips and she pushes him up and as she brings him down his dick penetrates her vagina. This continues in a fluent motion
Her thighs are so sore from that Iranian dump truck last night!!
by TacoGuapo8=D July 27, 2016
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Iraqi Cinderella

Out of the thousands of female soldiers and marines that have served combat tours in Iraq (notice how I DON'T include recognition of the two "taxi services" Air Force/Navy, that's for a reason for Iraq Veterans to know), many have served with remarkable distinction, overcoming tremendous odds in a military that is still primarily shifted towards the stronger and more suitable male sex. Many females have done their tour amidst personal choices and immense pressure not only on the streets of Iraq, but on the homefront as well. Then there are those females that use their limited status and limited population numbers to advantageous victories previously unheard of. Facing reality, there are far fewer females in the deployed combat forces of the Army and Marines, and many young, testosterone fueled males abjectively make regular, "plain jane" women into "Iraqi Cinderellas". Once considered average and not having any male attention at all on the shores of America, these females attract attention not even through their sheer will power or charm but by default of population and male libido. These females are normally called "mopeds" or even "fugly" back here in "the World" but become princesses in Iraq, and valued at a high price, use their pathetic bodies in such a way as to have services, bills, sexual favors, everyday tasks, and even financial support doled out in front of them by pathetic males looking for a cure to the "blue balls syndrome" that a mostly male environment brings. The all true formula of the Cinderella tale works in perfect the fact that at the end of a combat tour, these Iraqi Cinderellas turn back into hideous halflings, wondering why upon return to normal American society why men, even good looking men won't lay down in front of them at their beck and call.
Many times over "Iraqi Cinderellas" will sleep with upper level non-commissioned officers and commissioned officers so as to gain rank and personal favor.

Iraqi Cinderellas are constantly worried by the 11th month of the tour about the clock striking midnight, and that inevitable return to uglydom and normalcy that a redepolyment back to the United States will bring.

If you pay attention, many port o shitters in transient camps such as Camp Virginia contain the phrase "be ready Cinderellas, the pumpkin carriage is about to shrivel" or "Look out Cinderella, the clock is about to strike midnight!"
by Johnny HATES nova June 11, 2006
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Iraia

Gay, masculine, usually gets very upset when things don't go his way. Is Organised, The type of person who experiments. Loves Attention, is comfortable with his surroundings. Is not afraid to say what is on his mind when he doesn't enjoy doing something.
Dude, your being a Iraia
by xXTitanForceXx November 2, 2010
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operation iraqi liberation

It makes a lot of sense that OIL was for OIL right. Considering that the cost of war was much higher than the amount of OIL we can get from Iraq right.

Obviously this wasn't only about OIL it was also about Bush getting a political boost. Seriously there is no any other reason for a politician to do anything than attempting to get a political boost. I can't believe that any of you acctually believe the actors and musicians. Can't you see they are only trying to advert your attention from what this war was really about.

Also gas prices are higher now than they were before.
Anyone that thought OIL was about OIL and not Bush getting a higher approval is a retard.
by anonymous January 13, 2004
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