Istanbul, No Constantinople

Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul

Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!

by Aplo July 4, 2021

Intangible

to be immune to tangerines.

"I am now Intangible and cannot be hurt by that foul fruit!"

by DArealdefintion99 February 7, 2010

ilman

That guy with the priceless face.

Terminator: "PREPARE TO DIE!"
Ilman: "k."

by notsyahmi June 11, 2014

Ilhan Omar

US Politician, famous for marrying multiple times just like other politicians, including own brother.
Famous quote "some people did something".

Wants citizenship? Do Ilhan Omar!

by toomuchbitterpill June 18, 2021

Ilfan

Basically the funniest person you'll ever meet. Easy to talk to, good listener. All the bitches love him because he looks like Drake.

Ion gone lie homie, I wanna be like ILFAN.

Ay yo is that Ilfan from the ends? He's so peng.

by YouJokeman June 5, 2020

Ilan

Pakistani king and Russian mobster on Tuesdays

Ilan is on his throne as he is the Pakistani king

by Fxnn122 November 11, 2021

ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.

"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"

by Lon January 25, 2005