In the
book of Tea
Bag of the Neocon bible, the coming totalitarianistic ruler expected to usher in the New World Order, thereby ridding the earth of gotcha journalism and all liberals.
Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.
See also Mooselini, Caribou
Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.