caps hurt

When you get upset with someone via text or email and you start responding in all capital letters.

My boss cant handle criticism very well so he started responding to my text all caps hurt.

by Superbrant June 8, 2014

fucking hurts

A phrase used to describe something that hurts, usually while you are in pain, or angry.

(Steve walks into the classroom and his buddy Joe starts talking to him)

Joe: Hey Steve.
Steve: I don't want to fucking be here, my head fucking hurts.

by niggertits31234 January 11, 2012

Butt hurt

The act of being upset over a very menial situation such as not being invited somewhere or having information withheld from you unintentionally. One whom becomes butt hurt easily also is great at verbal accusations in lieu of physical altercations.

Josh: Dude... no invite. COOL!
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.

by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

butt-hurt

Excessively and dramatically indignant.

Imagine that you have half-heartedly kicked some deserving party in the pants, and he is now acting as if he were mortally wounded. Then imagine the equivalent behavior in response to a verbal kick in the pants.

"My mom left me ten voicemails in one hour, so I asked her just what the big fucking emergency was. And she got butt-hurt because I used a dirty word!"

by Qit el-Remel March 24, 2008

Butt Hurt

To become offended or upset (such as you would after taking it in the ass in prison) after a smart-assed comment is made. Most of the time it is over something pathetic

Carl got real butt hurt after receiving the nickname Hot-Carl.

by B.A-M.F January 26, 2008

butt hurt

This emotion usually stems from an unfounded sensitivity to a superficial prank, joke, or durogatory statement. It's most hilarious uses are on highly religious or homophobic people since it also implicates the hyper-sensitive person as being a big Mo if male, or an anal-receiving Sperm Sponge if female.

I don't know why Tom Cruise got so butt hurt about that in the closet episode on South Park when he probably owns his own astro-glide production plant to keep up with the amount of anal lube he goes through.

by Narcolepticjay September 5, 2006