Humanities

humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.

3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god

by masterWhipper69 October 20, 2022

human

bad species that should return to monkeys
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth

"hey bob the human!" "H E L L O T H E R E J O E S E P H I N E" "somthings off..." "N O" "o ok"

by jsr89inhg jdir July 1, 2021

human

n. A logically necessary fiction.

"Socrates was a human"

by Inna Goldberg October 2, 2005

Humans

Humans are a bunch of fucking retarded cunts that smell of shit and one day I will chop all you fuckers up you fat slags

Did you see they humans walking around their dirty bastards

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

A human

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals

Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan

by Brendon Patton August 1, 2013

human

A perfically good insult

R: hey bro
T: your a shit excuse for a human
K: ouch

by taylor coulter September 16, 2009

Human

The chaotic lifeforms of planet earth, they tend to create a huge war when they don't get their way.

Humans, destroyers of peace.

by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016