Green horn 

A person who is new at something./Amateur

I don't want to go the that green horn dentist.

Green horn by Maximus P. February 3, 2010

Hores 

An epic fail that resulted from a typo of "Horse" in a children's essay, to humorous effect:

"Sticker Story -- Hores
I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carots. You woudn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores."

Husband: Honey? I was thinking about buying a hores.
Wife: Absolutely not!
Husband: How about a horse?
Wife: Mmm... all right.

Hores by Templarian February 1, 2009

general horn 

Contrary to popular belief, having the 'general horn'does not nessecarily mean you're horny. (It could). It means you're a playa and are attracted to several people.

"She likes Tommy, Tony and Josh! She totally has the general horn."

general horn by Mae Stripeland May 6, 2004

Hangover Horn 

When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.

Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.

Hangover Horn by BrianTrousers March 21, 2009

air horn 

device commonly used to interrupt one's high school band practice the week prior to the big homecoming parade. may also be coupled with the use of profanity being aimed towards the band director (band director will usually become angered because the band is his or hers greatest accomplishment in life)

*long blast of one or multiple air horns* "eat camel cock,(insert band directors name)!!!"

air horn by Jaquarius Jackson-Jones III September 5, 2010

Horn Hijack 

Either out of humor, or following a particularly frustrating event in traffic (Cut off, green light sitting, etc.), a passenger takes it upon him/herself to engage the horn for you.

Passenger: "Sorry for the horn hijack bro, that guy just really got to me."

Horn Hijack by Brush_juan April 29, 2010

gape horn

involves massive penis

dude! stop looking at my balls! also gape horn

gape horn by large genitals man March 12, 2022