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Honey Pot 

During sexy time, one consenting adult partner inserts entire hand into the other consenting adult partner's poop shoot (pot), then removes hand to lick the anal juices(honey) off of them. A nod to Winnie the Pooh.
"My husband and I tried to spice things up by honey potting each other. We've never been more in love."
"You know that bitch Dre? She tried to honey pot me the other night! She a freak."
"You know, I honey potted a hooker the other night and man, that shit was no honey. Literally. It was shit."
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Honey Mummy

An older woman who provides for younger boys/men. Similar to a Sugar Mummy, but sweeter.
Guy A: What is your milf paying for that tonite?
Guy B: Yea BRo, thats my Honey Mummy. After, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

Guy 1: Whoa damn! You got all this from that milf?
Guy 2: Yea Bro! thats my Honey Mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

A: Whoa damn! that milf is damn fine!
B: Yea Bro, I two-stone-one-bird that, thats my Honey Mummy.
Honey Mummy by brad17 April 17, 2009

Honey Tug 

When a male gets jerked off using honey instead of lubricant.
"Hey sweetie, I ran out of lube!"

"Really? I have some honey downstairs in the kitchen....Would you like me to give you a honey tug instead?"
Honey Tug by HoneyTugMan March 17, 2009

Honey roast 

The opposite of roasting. When you give compliments instead of insults.
Your hair looks nice today, honey roasted. Your outfit is on fleek today love,honey roasted. You have nice earrings today, honey roasted. You have on a nice button down today, honey roasted.

honey muffin pumpkin pants 

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

honey cunt 

Yeah man she has a honey cunt.
honey cunt by LittleLeo22 March 24, 2013

Honey Ham 

The act of nutting on and around a girls butthole.
I gave Courtney a nice Honey Ham at Applebees yesterday.
Honey Ham by Rebelbud06 April 27, 2017