David Hasselhoff?!?!

An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.

"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"

by Clark W. September 9, 2008

Hasselhoff

Something that is ultra cool to a select few but completely moronic to the rest.

1. Wow man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like so Hasslehoff.

2. Where the fuck are all the hot women? This nightclub is fucking Hasslehoff.

by MatrixDweller August 7, 2005

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

Hasselhawful

1. When you are really stoned while with a friend and they want to watch Hasselhof's Roast.

2 When a thought or action is so random, bizarre, or convoluted that its pure obscurity makes the awfulness of that thought just weird, funny or confusingly tolerable.

Somehow Hasselhof is strangely tolerable when stoned. Well, no. I take that back. He's Hasselhawful.

by greenmooseofdoom September 13, 2011

Hasselburger

(n.) A cheeseburger eaten off of the floor while drunk. This is derived from the famous David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video.

"Are you going to stop drinking, dad?"
"I'll be fine, just let me finish my Hasselburger."

by Ricky Bobby Lee October 9, 2011

Hamslammer

Man or woman who pursues very obese (+ 100#) people for sex, often on social media

He's a hamslammer from way on back, the fatter the better.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

hamelton

He is very energetic and unsure about things, he is also a pothead

Oh look quit being a hamelton!

by Xxsniperwolf October 11, 2019