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Is that a fucking hamel
hamel by Soupwithextradog October 28, 2019
A person sexually aroused by crustaceans, specifically lobsters.
That guy is such a hamel, he almost blew his load when he saw that lobster.
Hamel by Yikes. February 13, 2017
Big shlong having dude, funny, calm, a lady's man, very talented, gentleman and full of passion, he's such a king. If you ever dated a Hamel, you know you want him back.
My friend's ex,Hamel was such a guy, I wish I was his ex.
Hamel by McMakoy November 22, 2021
the meat of the camel that comes from the stomach area
person 1: What kind of meat do you want on your burrito?
person 2: Do you have hamel?
person 1: Of course we have hamel!
hamel by Kilncobbler March 6, 2022

Hamel the Camel 

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.
Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"

Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"

Becky: "No."

Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"

Hamel-Snapped 

Consuming so much alcohol and/or marijuana at one time, as to become unable to speak full sentences, use common hand gestures, or even stand.
Person 1: Look at that guy in the corner over there!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's totally Hamel-Snapped!
Hamel-Snapped by Khloe123 November 23, 2011