Jacob Hancock

big fat wiener schnitzel

you look like a Jacob Hancock

by gabrialjames155 December 15, 2023

Flying Haddock

When your bathing costume gets stolen or washed away whilst you are in the sea so you have to streak naked back to the changing room down the beach as fast as you can.

Jim got arrested after doing the flying haddock when a shark ate his swim shorts.

by Sparky 55 March 1, 2024

John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.

I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.

by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025

pulled a Hancock

This phrase originated when my daughter an I saw the movie Hancock starring Will Smith. The movie is progressing nicely, and inspiring great laughs, when all-of-a-sudden like, the movie goes sideways and there's Egyptian gods and dichotomous entities and other crazy crap.

Thus was coined, the phrase, "...pulled a Hancock"

Which essentially means that everything was great until the writers and/or directors went bat-crap-crazy and sent the story sideways into ludicrous land.

The point in the movie Hancock when Charlize Theron is suddenly some kind of Egyptian god bound to Hancock - this is the point when the story "pulled a Hancock" - and sends him flying out the house (flying as in flung, not of his own volition).

by ThePhyxr January 3, 2012

Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.

1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"

by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012

to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.

"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"

by BroJayDee June 26, 2021

Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

by pug wash August 30, 2021