grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

grease my weasel by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

eminence grease 

An older man respected for his expertise on the youth culture
of the 1950s and early 1960s.

From the French, eminence grise, or "gray eminence, an
influential advisor or mentor.

For younger folks, Dick Clark is something of an eminence grease, given his encyclopedic knowledge of classic 1950s rock n' roll.

eminence grease by I.M.Salmon May 1, 2010

grease monkey 

Motor Mechanic

grease monkey by J. Michael Reiter June 30, 2003

grease trucks 

One of these sandwhiches will take a year off your life.

After Jim ate the 'fat bastard' he went into cardiac arrest.

grease trucks by Eve March 27, 2005

GREASER

an insiders definition of a Greaser:

having an affinity for a point in time and history where:

*cars were built to last

*street gangs werent about drugs guns and murder but friendship and a good time

*it was safe to walk down the street late at night

*family was the most important thing in everyones life

*people actually cared about others

*music told a story and wasnt meaningless jabber about drugs, money, cars, B**ches, hoes, and other material posession of the sort.

(a subconscious protest against present day mainstream america meant to insipire nostalgia and remind the world of a better place and time)

greasers are usually characterized by their cuffed blue jeans, pompdours, flanel or white shirts, switchblades, dr martins, chuck taylors, pre 65 cars, and fondness for rockabilly music and other related styles of music.

the people in the movie deuces wild.

look at what Dave is wearing, he is such a greaser.

GREASER by Capo Di Tutti Capi July 12, 2006

grease bucket 

Someone who refuses to wash their hair and face, despite constant mockery.

Dude, Carly is such a fucking grease bucket. Do you think she actually owns a shower?

grease bucket by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

Grease Cough 

The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.

Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.

Grease Cough by serafina pekkala September 22, 2011