A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."
*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*
Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.
Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.
by LauraNewt April 30, 2006
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From root words: Gore and Garfunkel- which is also on UD
Extremely unnecessary or out of place gore which is still well placed enough to be appreciated.
Extremely unnecessary or out of place gore which is still well placed enough to be appreciated.
Guy1: Hey dude, did you see all that gorefunkel in that little girl show with the magic and shit?
Guy2: Made the whole show for me, really.
Guy2: Made the whole show for me, really.
by Gorefunkel.tumblr July 31, 2011
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by twizzy May 12, 2014
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He was gorfin', all day and night just gorfin cock.
He was gorfin', all day and night just gorfin cock.
by Pandafucker12 November 14, 2016
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by Grannyslilman November 26, 2020
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