Definitions by LauraNewt

Groff 

A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."

*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*

Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.

Groff by LauraNewt April 30, 2006