gorbino

the main character of the hit video game "gorbino's quest", based on a true story

"damn dude have you played gorbino's quest?"
"yeah man my favorite character is gorbino"

by gorbino September 5, 2021

Gorgeous gorgeous girls

Type of girls that are gorgeous doing anything

Gorgeous gorgeous girls love shopping

by Girlstalk January 11, 2022

gorrila tag

Game filled with screaming 9 year olds

Gorrila tag.

by Legoiswatchingyou February 23, 2022

tom gordon

1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.

Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!

by shrecker March 31, 2008

dylan gordon

A holy vape goddess whom'st've rips obese clouds

Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...

by Dylan Gordon May 16, 2018

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

naked with gorillas

A surprisingly common subject of people’s dreams not usually spoken about due to the subjective degree of embarrassment of the dreamer, depending on who you’re telling the dream to.

There I was in my dream, proudly graduating from my doctoral program and when I went up onstage to receive my diploma from my doctoral chair, suddenly I realized that I was up there, entirely naked with gorillas!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019