Goink

Everyone else's definition of Goink is either racist or just total total garbage. Goink is the sound you make when you walk up and take something from someone in a fun and or jovial way. Example. Someone is eating their happy meal, you walk up behind them, reach for a fry and as you take said fry you say "Goink". Past tense = Gank.

I walked up to Lisa slowly, and then Goink, I stole her pen and ran off.

by RulerOfNoOne January 10, 2019

Goonk Shaloonk

a phrase to describe any instance where you get brutally, royally, and absolutely fucked up the butt by someone or something or a situation.

Luke: "My foreskin restoration device ripped my chaffed cock off!!!"
Oz: "Get goonk shaloonked chief."

by noobgoonker69 June 4, 2019

Gonk

A word meaning just about anything, depending on context.

•Bro, that’s gonked up!
•Hnng! I’m gonna gonk!
•Oooh! Right in the gonk!

by McGonkals April 20, 2019

Gonki

Gonki is a deformated word for Wanking. Because it is wierd to say "I'm gonna go wank"

"Hey dude, we're going to pub. Wanna come?" "I'll be there, but I need to do some gonki first!"

by Yamushii July 27, 2019

Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.

by Dork Maul August 21, 2019

Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way

That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door

by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019

Gonk

A racist term used to describe the Chinese or Korean. Basically any bitch with squinty eyes

guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking

guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though

by yourfavoritecommunitymanager December 23, 2019