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Did you see Jeremy over there?

Yeah, he's really been the golliest out of all of us...
golliest by itskaboom January 22, 2026

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard
"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
pedo goatie by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

Hurling Goalkeeper 

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field
“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty
Hurling Goalkeeper by oi2in April 18, 2018

Shit Goalkeeper 

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.
God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

Oklahoma Goaltender 

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it
She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.
Oklahoma Goaltender by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

field-goaling 

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
field-goaling by pee pea April 11, 2021