Definitions by MrsDLT

Crunky

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

Crunky by MrsDLT August 13, 2020

ex pest 

One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..

Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in

"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"

ex pest by MrsDLT July 12, 2017

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

pedo goatie by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

toppled 

Toppled- To be hypothetically knocked over by a statement or gesture..

"That bird with the disco fanny Toppled me last night..

toppled by MrsDLT January 3, 2016