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Gopper

The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.
Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!
by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013
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Gipparoo

The product of a kangaroo, goose, and hippo. It's orgin is The Tale of Gipparoo, a tragic story created by a group of students at UNCSA.

For more information look up "The Gipparoo Foundation" on YouTube
Did you hear about Gipparoo? His wife jumped off a building
by Gipparoo Foundation August 26, 2013
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Gripper

The female equivalent of a boner.

verb: grip

Female anatomy allows for a state of heightened pleasure, wherein when a female is sufficiently turned on, the opening of her vagina will contract, along with the clenching of the main pelvic muscles and other auxiliary muscles, thus allowing her vaginal tract to 'grip' firmly onto the inserted male penis. This 'grip' is the male equivalent of a boner, without which she will not be able to have her release.

This grip may happen naturally, where her state of being turned on is high enough for it to happen; alternately she may induce this state by clenching her all pelvic muscles simultaneously, for a period of a minute or more, while 'thrusting' happens.
Gripper - The female equivalent of a boner.

He's really bad in bed. They've been sleeping with each other for three months now and she told Kathy she's not had a gripper even once. I really think she should dump him.
by girl weibo March 26, 2016
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Grippers

I got a 10 pack of grippers for the low
by Obi-ONE-Jacobe July 5, 2019
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gipher

A drink made of tequila and pineapple juice originated from OE.
I’ll take two giphers
by u.b.c February 24, 2020
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Goppers

A variant of Sreggop, an anti poggers moment.
"My mom's boyfriend won't let me spend the night."
"Goppers, bro."
by Darwin9000 November 12, 2020
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Gapper

Fan and support of Gappies Hideaway
"Are you a fan of Gappies Hideaway?"
"Hell yeah man, I've been a Gapper since they started recording"
by Gappies Hideaway December 25, 2020
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