Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020

High-functioning Racist

Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.

She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.

by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017

functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

by SmartSuka February 12, 2017

hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.

How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.

by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016

fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.

Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.

by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018

Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.

There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey

by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021