March Fools

The act of celebrating April Fools Day on the first of March.

Alice, your hair looks beautiful today. MARCH FOOLS!

by iandrumdude March 15, 2011

foobie

A legendary dog. Black with white spots. Of springer spaniel and pointer heritage. Known to possess immobilizing cuteness.

What? Oh, the snoring is coming from my dog Foobie.

by The King of Dreams March 14, 2009

Foolski

The rookie name for a Broski. A young Broski hanging out with older broskis. Name is considered a light form of hazing for being new to the group.

Dude, this guy is a complete idiot, glad hes a foolski and not a Broski!! He has alot to learn!!

by TDAWG1990 May 26, 2010

Fobster

fobster fob-ster

noun, plural (especially collectively) fob·ster, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) fob·sters.

ORIGIN OF FOBSTER

Portmanteau

1. 2000s; FOB (Fresh off the Boat) + (hip)ster

2. 2000s; FOB + (mob)ster

DEFINITION

1. Any of various recently arrived east Asian immigrants, especially of the genus homo and species sapien. Herd-like omnivorous animals primary diet consists of Boba tea and hot pot. Habitats include LES, Morningside Heights, Woodside, Flushing, and expanding into Brooklyn. Having average height, medium forelimbs, and powerful credit cards used for swiping. Prolific consumers typically adorn in luxury ‘street’ fashion brands, especially SUPREME, Off-white, ACNE, Anti-Social Social Club, OVO, and Adidas.

"Oh man, we're never gonna get into Marquee tonight, there's too many FOBs in line"

"Nah those ain't FOBs. Don't you see dem Yeezy kicks? Those be fobsters bro."

by self-hatin-azn June 14, 2019

Foodsexual

Foodsexual is a unaccepted sexuality in lgbtq community. The meaning of the sexuality is being sexually attracted to “food”.

“Hey dad, I gotta tell u that I’m Foodsexual!” Dad:Wait I gotta get more milk brb!

by teto teto September 12, 2022

Cute foods

Any food, usually bite-sized and never messy, that is eaten by girls in public. Its purpose is to make these girls more attractive to boys. Generally cute foods are hands-only and can be playfully popped into the girl's mouth. Grapes, cotton candy, and small candies are all cute foods. Anything that requires the girl to open her mouth wide is not allowed (apples, sub sandwiches, bacon cheeseburgers). However, some non-cute foods can be easily made cute by cutting them into bite-sized pieces. A sandwich or large candy bar can be broken up into smaller parts and ice cream can be eaten in a cone instead of from a dish.

"Check out Kelly over there, eating that huge salami sandwich!"
"Disgusting. Definitely not one of the cute foods. When she starts eating grapes, then maybe I'll date her."

by Ben Covington November 5, 2009

Whole Foods Effect

This is when a Whole Foods supermarket moves into a typically poor or low-income neighborhood, leading to a change in the community. It turns from minorities to young adults who yuppify the area, driving up rents and changing the personality of the community. Places like Starbucks and hipster clothing stores tend to follow in Whole Foods.

Jim: "Where did all these vegetarians and hipsters come from?"
Tom: "Remember when that Whole Foods took over Alex's Groceries?"
Jim: "Yeah.."
Tom: "Well they all started showing up like a month later. It's the Whole Foods effect bro."

by FoodAndSoc November 24, 2014