philadelphia flyers

A hockey team that finished in last place in the 2006-2007 regular season. One of the finest in the NHL, posting a 2nd best overall winning percentage (2nd to Detroit). They will end up with either the 2nd or 1st draft pick this April and will have an ample amount of money (25 million) this off season. It is reasonable to state that the Flyers will "kick ass next season".

Did the Philadelphia Flyers just piss all over the Rangers?
Yup.

by JABBY! April 13, 2007

Dayton Flyer

The act of having sex with a female on the top bunk, and then once finished the male partner pushes the girl of the top bunk causing her to go "flying."

Roommate #1: "Yo, what was that loud thud last night?"

Roommate #2: "Oh, that was me finishing with a Dayton Flyer after pounding this chick."

by Brostuff October 13, 2010

Flated

The state of an object either before being deflated or after being inflated.

Air mattress: object is at maximum effectiveness after inflation and is fulled flated.

by Dr Richard Vanderlow January 5, 2009

shit flute

after a man pulls his penis out of a womans ass and then she performs oral sex on him.

after i puuled my dick out of her mouth she sucked my shit flute.

by scott crowley December 18, 2005

Corn Flute

The gaseous wind instrument which makes very high pitched farting noises when the perfect array of food cosumption, buttcheek clinching and riboflavin levels in the blood are present. Riboflavin aka rip-o-flavin is the mineral that allows for proper rectal sphincter contraction. Corn flutes may be forged by shaving your ass crack and having taco bell for dinner. Many yoga like leg positions can be tried for the perfect note. When done correctly, the corn flute produces corniferous melodies of symphonic delight. Start by tuning for A# or A sharp, but do be careful for if too much puckering is used you could experience A SHARP pain in your corn-eye. Happy cornfluting for all of the poo-sicians out there. ENJOY!

I had the most graceful piece of music fly out of my corn flute last evening. It was like I had orchestrated the bean burrito concierto. When playing high notes from your corn flute you may irritate canine ears from afar.

by Choobon November 3, 2007

man flute

1. a penis, baldy the one eyed champ, one eye heat seeking moisutre missile, knob, wang or dork.

I like it when my lady plays my man flute, it only has one note though...

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Penis Flytrap

(n.) 1. the act of performing oral sex on a man that involves a horrific amount of teeth. 2. the actual mouth of the person performing said action.

Jack was excited about Jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her Penis FlyTrap.

by prockstar November 19, 2010