Flusterated

When a mother or women is frusterated and flustered at the saem time, usaly when a mother is bitchy for no reason.

My mom was so flusterated last night

by JTB773 March 15, 2009

flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 28, 2009

flusterchuck

the term used to describe a person in the act of being/becoming flustered and/or frustrated.

My housemate has his weed, but cannot find the bong. He is now flusterchucking.

by bigGrillups April 9, 2009

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

flusterblustery

adj. (fluh-ster-bluh-ster-ee): when something gets someone all in a tizzy and heated up over some stupid trivial nonsense and they won't stop spazzing/talking

Listen, you need to stop tweaking so hard...you're getting all flusterblustery over not getting an extra barbeque sauce when you've already got 5...who gives a fuck?

by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007

flustermacated

fusturated...your mind is "flusterd"...it is what is sounds like.

a: ARRG! I need to finish my 10 page essay!! OMGOMGOMG i feel so FLUSTERMACATED!

b: busy busy busy!!! need to go there, get this done, finish this, fold that, clean this and that....im feeling SO flustermacated...:P

by my rapist is ur rapist(: March 5, 2010

flashertisement

That annoying lure on the Internet which causes users to go "off and running" into unknown (and often unnecessary) places online, and lose the entire purpose of why one is online to begin with.

Damn! That offer for a free trip to The Bahamas just expired! The flashertisement for high-speed internet made me way distracted and sent me off on a wild goose chase. . . . .

by Splitch October 14, 2011