Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida

Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby

by i hate sjws April 19, 2018

Florida Girls

Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.

Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party

by hotyahhhh July 28, 2009

Florida Marlins

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.

Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Ocoee, Florida

A small town outside of Orlando, Florida. Many rednecks live here, or used to anyways. Ocoee is now full of mexicans and a growing number of african americans.

Ocoee, Florida mexicans african americans

by yeah08 February 24, 2011

florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.

dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.

by smasha314 August 31, 2017

Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.

I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.

by Badaducci March 15, 2019

Florida Sweetbreads

Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.

I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.

We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.

I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.

We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020