monkey fisted

to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms.

jeff: did you see him k.o that dude?
moe: that monkey fisted bitch didn't even need gloves.

by c-ribb December 30, 2007

The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.

I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'

by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010

double fisted stranger

while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.

one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger

by geebsmonk May 22, 2009

double fisted masturbation

this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).

if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:

eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.

OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.

by the double fisters November 28, 2009

ham fisted

poor drumming technique; see Meg White (White Stripes), Patrick Carney (Black Keys)

man, that drummer has no finese. He's so ham fisted.

by Eisenhower Adams December 10, 2019

Double Fisted Swirl

The act of putting your left fist up a womens ass and the right one up her vagina and then proceeding to swirl your fists.

1.) Last night i gave Maradeth a nasty double fisted swirl.

2.) Cindy cryed after i gave her a painful double fisted swirl.

by xxthesaintx May 7, 2009

Double Fisted Chesty

The act of two dudes coming up beside one dude and picking him up atleast 1 foot into the air by his nipples

Double fisted chesty:

yeah dude dave and bob double fisted chestied ryan in the locker room his nipples are black now

by P Deezyfo2069 December 1, 2009