ficine

relating to a fig.

That is a ficine tree.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2010

Text Filing

Voluntary Filing your nails on your "texting hand" to make texting easier.

Girl #1 : Hey what are you doing right now!?

Girl #2: Text Filing! Girl, my nails have been making it so damn hard to text!

by Justdhathomo July 3, 2009

cock facing

when facing a cock blocker in an awkward circumstance but prevail as the victor.

He is totally cock blocking right now. Let me show that cock blocker what cock facing is all about.

by Duy Ho April 18, 2010

Fining

The act or motion of a penis inserting a badly infected vagina and/or anus with the knowledge of said infection(s).

Look, Terry is walking up stairs with Mary to start fining.

by MrsRhapsody December 3, 2016

Ficking

The act of farting while receiving anal sex. To some this provides great pleasure.

I tried ficking last night and the guy had the best orgasm of his life.

by Kiddo637 June 20, 2017

fixing-you

If someone is 'fixing-you' it means that they are trying their hardest to heal your injury using their buttocks.

A good example of this is when someone has an eye infection, so the best way to heal this infection is to pin down the person with the infected eye and get someone, preferrably with a really hairy gooch, to plant their meat canyon on to the infected area. It is guaranteed to make the person feel heaps better. Often really ugly chicks also need to be 'fixed' so instead of staring at their misfortunate face, feel free to tie them to a car bonnet and apply the 'fixing-you' method to their hideous face. hoje!

by BIG MACCA October 5, 2005

Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.

Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003