“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”
by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019
Get the Fyre Fested mug.The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.
“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”
by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021
Get the Dirty Fester mug.Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.
"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."
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Get the Uncle Fester mug.A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
Get the Uncle Fester mug.A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
Get the Uncle Fester mug.A fella with some zest. A pal with some spice. An acquaintance that plays for the same team. Someone who reps the red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple proudly. Or anyone who is not considered to be 100% hetero.
Oscar: Hey you see that guy Tommy over there? He’s been looking at you alllll night. He totally wants a piece of your badonkadonk.
Robby: Ugh, no way! He’s got a whole gaggle of girls surrounding him. I think you’re seriously imagining things.
Oscar: UH hello?! Last time I checked I saw him in the bathroom making out with the janitor. He’s for sure a zesty fester. Trust.
Robby: Ugh, no way! He’s got a whole gaggle of girls surrounding him. I think you’re seriously imagining things.
Oscar: UH hello?! Last time I checked I saw him in the bathroom making out with the janitor. He’s for sure a zesty fester. Trust.
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