I OUT ME FECES

When text message auto-correct/complete goes horribly wrong.

Amy: what's up?
Mel: I OUT ME FECES

by DJ Pet November 5, 2010

Reeses Feces

When you eat a lot of candy and your poop comes out in weird colors.

Man, I ate a bunch of Twizzlers and they gave me reeses feces.

by theamazingbrett September 2, 2016

FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

by Az Lee August 6, 2021

Fecesball

Fecesball means "Royal King" in Albanian

"Oh, all hail the mighty Fecesball!" Said the tiny prince.

by Ryan December 22, 2004

fecelatio

The act of performing felatio on a penis that has feces on it.

He was doing her in the butt, and it got messy, so cleaned up his penis by giving him some fecelatio.

by Evil T April 23, 2009

Fecelli

The name of a magical kingdom where all colors are the opposite from eachother

You can travel to Fecelli with the power of a ring

by Teddbear March 23, 2017

Fecesious

The physical condition of, or smell of being covered in feces; unclean or soiled by bile; covered in bowel discharge; exterior coating of excrement.

The stray dog 's fur was fecesious.
My new boots were fecesious after walking through the pasture.
My carpet is fecesious, after my cat had diarrhea.
He smells fecesious.

by BettyBopperBoneHopper November 15, 2017