Gay Farming

A form of farming performed by homosexuals which entails clogging up a toilet at a gay bar with toilet paper, waiting for another male to come in and take a shit into the clogged toilet, then retrieving the shitstick, wrapping it in a condom, freezing it, and using the frozen piece of shit as a fetish object/masturbation aid.

I caught some guy gay farming in the last stall, you should kick him out.

by Tyhou January 12, 2010

Fording

1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.

Did you see her gotting totaly forded at the party last night

He was definitly fording her last night

by The whole IB class of 2013 March 10, 2011

farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003

anti-fadding

Hating something for the fact that everybody else likes it, not for the fact that the "thing" is good or bad.

For instance, hating a band even though you've never even heard their music simply because everyone loves the band.

He's anti-fadding, because he likes Final Fantasy himself, but he claims to hate it because he hates the fanbase.

by Rabid Nozomi January 2, 2009

factory farming

Raising farm animals for human consumption solely for profit, without regard to humane farm practices, human and animal health concerns, environmental sustainability, or farm worker safety.

Before Wilbur was rescued from a factory farm he was kept with 19 other pigs in a tiny concrete pen without any access to the outdoors. His tail was cut off without anesthesia when he was just a little piglet and soon after he developed respiratory disease from the lack of clean, fresh air. The stench of feces and urine inside the factory was overwhelming, but it's all Wilbur knew. Being a normal pig, Wilbur is as smart as a dog or a three year old human, but he couldn't figure out how to free himself from factory farming. Lucky for him, some kind people rescued Wilbur and now he gets to live out the rest of his life on a beautiful farm with mud puddles to play in and grass to roll around on.

by Elaine Vigneault December 4, 2007

Straight Farming

The act of pwning someone in SSF4 (Super Street Fighter 4) while using Vega. This word arrived from a small town in Texas named Friona where 1 young mexican/spanior guy who lived in a trailer home with nothing else to do but to play games began saying this word after every win on xbox live.

Ulga:take that you flaming queer (playing as ryu)

Oscar:haha cant hit me (playing as Vega)

Ulga: Hadoken!!!!!

Oscar:too slow you nub nub
(Vega wins)
Oscar: come back after some practice noob, ha ha Straight Farming

Ulga:NOOO!..... damn farmers

by UltraCow June 11, 2010

Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.

Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020