If I buy this fat girl enough drinks, maybe she'll come back to my place and I can give her a Sioux Falls Hang Glider.
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A place where your last name means everything. If you're not from Twin Falls, your parents aren't from Twin Falls, and your Grandparents aren't from Twin Falls, you don't matter.
A place where one can get a degree from the University of Idaho, short returning to Twin Falls to pursue a career in inurance, high school teaching, or knowing somebody.
A place where the local high school's baseball team can engage in immoral actions, only to have their sponsorship dropped, and have it be so well covered up, by more Twin Falls lifers.
A place where one can be caught committing adultery with a co-worker's wife, and still be regarded as professional.
A place where it is perceived that the end of the world is the other side of the Snake River Canyon. Where residents actually believe culture exists. Where males outdo each other by the size of their Ford Trucks. Where the idea of doing things in life outside of Twin Falls, is unheard of.
A place where style does not exist. One can be considered stylish by simply shopping at The Buckle, American Eagle, or Zumiez. Brands like Lucky, Big Star, Affliction, Tapout, and Fox are actually okay to wear.
A great place to live! (If you have never lived anywhere else)
A place where one can get a degree from the University of Idaho, short returning to Twin Falls to pursue a career in inurance, high school teaching, or knowing somebody.
A place where the local high school's baseball team can engage in immoral actions, only to have their sponsorship dropped, and have it be so well covered up, by more Twin Falls lifers.
A place where one can be caught committing adultery with a co-worker's wife, and still be regarded as professional.
A place where it is perceived that the end of the world is the other side of the Snake River Canyon. Where residents actually believe culture exists. Where males outdo each other by the size of their Ford Trucks. Where the idea of doing things in life outside of Twin Falls, is unheard of.
A place where style does not exist. One can be considered stylish by simply shopping at The Buckle, American Eagle, or Zumiez. Brands like Lucky, Big Star, Affliction, Tapout, and Fox are actually okay to wear.
A great place to live! (If you have never lived anywhere else)
Father:Son, I'll miss you while you're at college.
Son: Look on the bright side dad! My degree from the University of Idaho won't entitle me to jobs anywhere else in the marketplace but Twin Falls, So I'll be back in no time to coach Twin Falls High School baseball! Not to mention, I'm joining your fraternity!
Father: Oh, I guess you're right. Now get on outta here ya little squirt! And go drink your education away just like I did!
Son: Look on the bright side dad! My degree from the University of Idaho won't entitle me to jobs anywhere else in the marketplace but Twin Falls, So I'll be back in no time to coach Twin Falls High School baseball! Not to mention, I'm joining your fraternity!
Father: Oh, I guess you're right. Now get on outta here ya little squirt! And go drink your education away just like I did!
by federicostarleyellis April 19, 2011
Get the Twin Falls mug.The granite counter fallacy argues that the monetary value of an object is directly proportional to the amount of money that is spent on it. The fallacy lies in the essence that previous monies spent are subject to highly subjective rationale which may not add any practical value to the object. The fallacy is typically deployed with an appeal to novelty (newer is better) fallacy in order to manipulate the audience using current “trends” or “fads” in popular culture where the subject is likely to accept the argument based upon what they believe is “popular” and implies a “higher demand (value)”.
The Granite Counter Fallacy is as follows:
Example 1:
Person A purchases a house and spends x amount of dollars replacing the tile kitchen countertops with granite countertops.
Person A states that the value of the house has now increased because x dollars were spent replacing the tile counters with granite counters.
Person B states that they do not really mind tile countertops and to them, a countertop is a countertop - whether it is made of granite or tile does not change its practical use and therefore adds no real value.
Example 2:
Person A purchases a small house with large backyard for x dollars.
Person A demolishes the house and builds a much larger house with no backyard for y dollars.
Person A claims that the value of the new house is x + y because x dollars were spent on the previous house and y dollars were spent on the new house.
Person B says they prefer a house with a backyard and the lower electrical bills for cooling and heating, thus, the larger house’s added rooms add no real value from their point of view.
The fallacy is in Person A’s assumption that people will assume that a house is worth more than another house because it is larger while failing to understand the practical value that people may see in a smaller home. Such an argument can only work in an environment where the majority of people participate in a trend that unquestionably accepts the notion that a bigger house is better than a smaller house.
Example 3:
Person A purchases a white table for x dollars and a can of black paint for y dollars.
Person A uses all of the black paint to paint the entire table black.
Person A claims that the value of the table has increased to A + B.
The fallacy is in Person A’s failure to acknowledge that the table’s practical value remains unchanged. The reason for any increase in value is based upon the belief that black tables are more popular than white tables which is subject to change as fads come and go.
Example 1:
Person A purchases a house and spends x amount of dollars replacing the tile kitchen countertops with granite countertops.
Person A states that the value of the house has now increased because x dollars were spent replacing the tile counters with granite counters.
Person B states that they do not really mind tile countertops and to them, a countertop is a countertop - whether it is made of granite or tile does not change its practical use and therefore adds no real value.
Example 2:
Person A purchases a small house with large backyard for x dollars.
Person A demolishes the house and builds a much larger house with no backyard for y dollars.
Person A claims that the value of the new house is x + y because x dollars were spent on the previous house and y dollars were spent on the new house.
Person B says they prefer a house with a backyard and the lower electrical bills for cooling and heating, thus, the larger house’s added rooms add no real value from their point of view.
The fallacy is in Person A’s assumption that people will assume that a house is worth more than another house because it is larger while failing to understand the practical value that people may see in a smaller home. Such an argument can only work in an environment where the majority of people participate in a trend that unquestionably accepts the notion that a bigger house is better than a smaller house.
Example 3:
Person A purchases a white table for x dollars and a can of black paint for y dollars.
Person A uses all of the black paint to paint the entire table black.
Person A claims that the value of the table has increased to A + B.
The fallacy is in Person A’s failure to acknowledge that the table’s practical value remains unchanged. The reason for any increase in value is based upon the belief that black tables are more popular than white tables which is subject to change as fads come and go.
by AZDavidPhx February 11, 2009
Get the The Granite Counter Fallacy mug.great falls is the 22066 zip code, the most expensive to live in in virginia and one of the most expensive in the united states. people here shop at tysons II, etc. (gucci, prada, louis vuitton, lacoste, hermes) regularly. not the most friendly people but if you're curt enough you'll fit right in.
lots of weed smoking and drinking but it is well afforded. what else is there to do in great falls?
lots of weed smoking and drinking but it is well afforded. what else is there to do in great falls?
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I wanted to show off my extensive, but incorrect, knowledge of proper sex terms, so I posted fallatio to the urban dictionary. Mocking ensued.
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