History of Ever

used to describe every moment in time; used for creating emphasis when stating an opinion about something

That was the best party in the history of ever.

She is the worst professor in the history of ever.

by Natalie McAwesome May 6, 2010

The Best Day Ever

The Best Day Ever is both the greatest yet most annoying song ever made by Tom Kenny, Spongebob Squarepants voice actor.

The ear-raping tune was made for the Spongebob Squarepants movie (The first one). It was also used in a episode with the annoying little yellow asshole singing the song while riding a huge Krabby Patty.

Person 1: What song so you wanna hear?

Person 2: The Best Day Ever by Spongebob Squarepants.

Person 1: Da faq you say bitch?

by Send Cat Pics February 12, 2018

best cookie ever

Chocolate chip cookie

The best cookie ever is the chocolate chip cookie. Oatmeal raisin can go suck it.

by the cookie master October 16, 2006

Emerald Chat

Emerald chat is a site that is full of weebs and furries. It is weirdly addictive and ridiculously fun to troll.

Most of its users come from omegle, a site equally cancerous if not worse.

You use Emerald chat? man, you must be a fucking weeb

by thedemiurge2 August 5, 2017

for fucking ever

Fucking longer than forever.

I really need you tonight; forever's gonna start tonight; for fucking ever's gonna start tonight. - Fucking Total Eclipse of the Heart

by Anonymous December 13, 2004

Emerald Green

Emerald Green is a clear and powerful dark green. Likers of this color usually have the tendency to be very beautiful, exeptional liars, get attatched to people very easily, and once they love - they always love.

Guy : Here, Baby, I got you an emerald green ring!

Girl: Oh Ma Gosh! It's wonderful.

by MrMisterMan_Senior March 22, 2009

said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.

-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.

by The Boho April 25, 2014