evacuation

Shitting and puking simultaneously; a complete release of bodily waste; everybody out!

"I've been cleaning the bathroom all day from the evacuation those taquitos caused me last night"

by Matt Farmer October 3, 2007

evilutionists

A name used by the ultra religious to shut down a discussion they are losing.

"Well,um, because.. because.....Awwww, You're one of them lousy evilutionists. Y'all gonna burn in Hell so
I ain't talkin' no more."

by Alene January 10, 2007

de-evolution

the act of turning from a normal human being, to a raver, then a juggalo. rapidly spreading disease.

person one: whoa, what happened to grace?

person two: she's dating a juggalo, she lowered her status as a human being. she has now been reduced to hanging out in mall food courts.

person one: wow. what a blatent display of de-evolution.

by flomause October 22, 2010

Evolutionist

One who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it's more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.

My pet snake just gave birth to a chicken! Evolutionists are right!

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

communist evolution

the gradual and non revolutionary change of any state government into a communist government.

examples:

social security or state owned property in a democracy

while the overall function of the government acts overtly communist, it is still seen by the greater majority as a democracy due to free elections or other topical democratic pastimes.

for more information on the mechanics of communist evolution in a democracy, see: hitler'/national socialist "rise to power" in post treaty of versailles germany.

by acornco September 13, 2010

evilution

the birth of evil, scattered all over the world, or concentrated in one person.

"there was a great unbalance in the good willing, and in the wrong. It was the beginning of the evilution."

by cody james williams February 16, 2008

evilution

Cliche used in various forms of fiction (usually of the science fiction genre) where a mad scientist type character is trying to force humanity to evolve through unethical means, or into some kind of posthuman monster race.

Doctor Mercer trying to help propagate the Necromorphs was part of the evilution cliche in Dead Space.

by Zed1331 March 24, 2009