Essence is the most creative, beautiful, girly, person in the entire world. She truly a sassy-sensitive young lady, but not afraid to stand up to people. She is a very smart girl, also. All I know, if you meet an Essence, she’s a keeper.
Girl 1:Hey did you ever get a chance to meet Essence?
Girl 2: No, actually I didn’t.
Girl 1: Well, you missed out girl!
Girl 2: No, actually I didn’t.
Girl 1: Well, you missed out girl!
by Nyphadora Tonks February 20, 2021
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A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"
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A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication
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A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"
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A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication
by cl20 May 25, 2009
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The richest county in England. Also the best. No-one messes with Essex girls. And yes all of them are blonde, i will admit that being a NATURALLY blonde essex girl.There are a lot of chavs in essex, but not hardly as many as there are in places like devon. at least our chavs dont drive tractors. we don't all wear louis vuitton and burberry.
essex girl: ' All the other slags in this country are just jealous because THEY'RE not from essex, that's why they say we're sluts. '
by emma1234 February 8, 2009
Get the essex mug.Joey Essex is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the World. The definition of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts;
1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex
1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex
Taxi Driver: Where to?
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....
by 4dam4ntium February 5, 2015
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by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 6, 2014
Get the essentials mug.a victorian football team known by interstaters for their arrogance and show pony antics. Tactics used by the side include extravagent use of milking for a free and a strange time wasting excercise of - pulling socks up, throwing grass in the air and spinning the ball before even kicking.
by aflrox May 2, 2006
Get the essendon mug.1. County in the SouthEast of England.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
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