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Eskimo Shots

Taking shots of alcohol out of a cereal bowl.

Done when no shot glasses are available. Generally occurs after a long night of drinking while already intoxicated.
Cara and I were so hammered after her birthday party we took Eskimo shots because nothing else was clean.
by J-Hou December 19, 2013
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Eskimo foot massage

When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.
Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!
by humandictionary224427 July 23, 2016
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Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint
These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting
by Painter December 25, 2016
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eskimo balls deep

When it's so cold out that you tuck your scrotum into the woman's vagina during sex to keep it warm.
"It was so freezing last night I was pounding my old lady and had to go Eskimo balls deep to stay warm!"
by Mr. Fisty Freeze February 9, 2017
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eskimo nipple

When you nut on the nipple and it gets hard forming an igloo.
by Eskimo papi January 29, 2018
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esketoudere

Lil Pump's entrance sound effect "Esketit" except as an exit. To spell it out, "Let's get out of here!"
Brad: We at the club bro, esketit xd
Chad: Nah bruh, dese bitches is ratty... esketoudere fr
Brad: U rite, u rite bro, we only fux wit dem dimes xdd
Chad: Yea u gnomesain muhnikk xddd
Brad: Ayyy lmaoo xdddd!
Chad: Shut the fuck up Brad you fucking faggot I'm tired of you bringing me to these god damn wack ass clubs.
Brad: But bro... this is how we go up, the club is where it's at! xd
Chad: I fucking swear to God, Brad. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're so simultaneously narcissistic and insecure that you have to imitate the silly things you hear in rap songs in order to validate your gangstalinity.

Brad: Bro... why u hatin', dawg? I'm jus tryna have a good time! I don't h8 on u bro.
Chad: Dude, can you stop trying to act like you're black? You're intentionally dampening your own intellect to appear cooler and wasting your true potential you could fulfill by just being yourself. Not only that, but that shit is starting to rub off on me and is literally making me retarded. This has to stop before we go full retard. I think it might be too late for you, though.
Brad: Why do you always kill my vibe, bro :'(
by he hath yote August 28, 2019
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Eskimo chipmunk

A endangered rare species of mammal animal that actually lives in the south but loves cold weather, cutest animal but mean.
The Eskimo chipmunk is a cutie pie but when she is mad is like the Tasmanian devil.
by Blueeyedphyscho July 29, 2022
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