Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.

Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017

Nigerian Enema

When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.

We had to give the snitch a Nigerian enema.

by BigT1985 November 13, 2017

retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.

“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.

by Cantstandya May 19, 2018

louisiana enema

In Louisiana an enema is performed with someone else's finger.

"I'm pretty backed up... honey can you give me a Louisiana enema, I need help releasing what's in my bowels."

by DaBackwoods February 1, 2019

Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 8, 2020

UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

Digital Enema

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.

I shoved an HDMI cable in my ass. Digital Enema.

by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020