shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 14, 2005

elmo bitch tits

when a guy wears a really tight red shirt and his man boobs are just bulging out.

Dude why the fk did you wear a red shirt?, i can see your elmo bitch tits.

by elmo4700 September 11, 2010

st. elmo's fire

an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..

with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

elmo from state farm

Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.

elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.

by Elmo hater August 14, 2021

tickle me elmo

the act of cumming in a man and/or womens eye ,then resting your ballsack in his/her eye while they try to blink, giving your ballsack a tickle

i gave that girl such a good "tickle me elmo" that she was blind for 2 weeks.

by thomas bobamas September 10, 2008

Tibetan tickle me elmo

The lubrication of the genitals with peanut butter and jelly.

Casey totally tibetan tickle me elmoed that guy again.

by phlibbledeebeep October 19, 2010

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

by KMT83 December 11, 2011